My bird is named the voram absudre togam, which roughly to Ilogical voracious toga eater. No one for sure why this bird eats togas, since they contain few nutriets; perhaps it is because of their high fiber content. During the day this bird sleeps with its eyes open, at night it goes out to feed unpon unsuspecting togas. This bird would snatch the toga off your back if you were not carefull. This bird is now exticnt due to the fact that togas went out of style 1300 years ago. Back then it lived in the forrests of Italy where they fed on the togas of many. It was reported that several Roman senators were killed during a toga party when a feeding frenzy occurred. This bird doesn't usally attack a human unless it is really hungry and you are wearin g an attractive toga.

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